π§ Pod Disruption Budgets: The YAML That Stands Between You and a 3AM Page
Node upgrades and cluster autoscaler scale-downs are supposed to be boring. Without a PodDisruptionBudget, Kubernetes is happy to evict every replica of your app at once to get there. Here's how PDBs actually work, where they quietly do nothing, and the mistakes that turn a routine drain into an incident.